Friday, January 20, 2017

90's Kid's toys + Medical 3-D printing = the scientific advancement we've all been waiting for.


    Have you ever thought to yourself that most band aids are kind of an eye-sore?.. Even the hello kitty kind? Besides, there's just got to be a more effective way to help the skin heal than just slapping a piece of sticky cloth to the skin, right?.... and fun, did we slap skinmention fun?  
   Well lucky you! You're thinking just like the engineers at the Aislinn Incorporated Labs! Here we believe in practicality, innovation, customizability, and style above all. Dreamed up by the same person who claimed thy "could make anything" with a 3-D printer and the genius behind Lisa Frank's marketing, we bring you Slap Skin!  Combining the amazing kinetic abilities of the classic slap on bracelet, and the cutting edge science of printing out tissue made of live human cells. With this amazing invention we promise a sterile and discreet healing of superficial scratches to 3rd degree burns. Just open up your packaged Slap Skin (covered with a sanitizing protectant), press the edge gently to the skin surrounding the wound (little force is necessary with our amazing new design), and wait for the skin adjusting technology to adapt to your healthy skin color, texture, and dimensions of your trauma for the ideal and efficient skin repair. We now offer a 20 pack of standard Slap Skins! for the low price of $50, which should last for about a year (since the individual strips have the ability to cell replicate, on strip should be sufficient for any size scathe)    
       Based off of this medical technology, Aislinn Incorporated has also created a cosmetic version called Slap Style! This is not for tissue repair, but rather harmless and painless body modification. With a quick slap onto the wrist this 2nd layer of skin will spread across the body and cover it with a variety of different colors, patterns, finishes, and or disguises of your choice. This is perfect for the daring fashionista or the undercover spy; either way this is only temporary, as it is absorbed by the bloodstream at the end of the week.  These are perfect for recreational purposes, but also great for corporate uniform (please place a custom order in bulk for us). 
     This is a new product, but we are sure that it's possibilities are endless. Please purchase the product off of our website within the next 24 hours for a 20% discount!
                                                                          

1 comment:

  1. Oh, what a cool idea! I would not be at all surprised to see something like this. I wonder--are we already seeing something similar with burn victims? Tissue grafts are usually taken from other body parts--are they ever manufactured? I don't know.

    Fantastic idea.

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